Return your item to Pyrocynical Merchandise
What shape is your item?
Is your item less than 20kg and smaller
than 61cm (L) x 46cm (W) x 46cm (D)?
Is the item less than 20kg and the length plus twice the diameter not exceed 104cm, with the greatest dimension being no more than 90cm?
No
If you're sure that your item is bigger or heavier than our limits allow, unfortunately you won't be able to use Tracked Returns. We suggest you contact your retailer directly.
Your order from Pyrocynical Merchandise (fields marked with * are mandatory)
Reason for returning item
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Please provide at least one of flat number, building name, building number or company name

e.g. Montgomery House
e.g. KA27 8AA
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